Mette

What Mette does

Mette works through the event exports you pull from PostHog, Mixpanel, or Amplitude — the raw CSVs sitting on your machine — and digs out what actually moved week over week: activation, retention, funnel drop-off, the cohorts that are quietly churning. She runs the analysis right in your spreadsheet ledger, turns the numbers into charts, and packages the whole thing as a digest you can drop into a deck and circulate. Because the event tables stay local, she handles the multi-gigabyte exports that would choke a cloud uploader, and your usage data never gets shipped off to a third-party analytics service.

What you get back is a plain-language read on the trends plus the charts to back them — a starting point for the team's decisions, not a verdict. Mette surfaces the patterns and flags the outliers; you still bring the product judgment about what they mean and what to do next.

Published by stomme · Compatible with Stomme Mission Control ≥ 0.40.0.

Models

• Base
  Runs on DeepSeek V4 Pro — the production base model behind every response.

• Specialist
  Delegates heavy product-analytics and numeric reasoning work to its specialist model, Qwen3.7 Max.